“Just to make things clear, I have not read the book (courtesy Maharashtra govt). Nevertheless, I do not think people should ban the books just because they do not like the content. The book may be biased, even incorrect at places, but then there are many such books around. We need to be more tolerant. Even if one wants to ban the book, they should have a logical argument, which the government obviously lacked and hence lost the case in the court. The Supreme Court verdict (http://www.indianexpress.com/news/SC-lifts-ban-on-Laine-s-Shivaji/644639) has given fodder to the political parties for more vandalism. I mean don't these people have some business (apart from 'Rasta Roko' and Bus burning) to mind? Why can't they vent out their energy in some constructive work? Tomorrow they will say ban all the books by OUP. It's utterly ridiculous.
The situation is like 'either you write something praiseworthy about our idols or do not write at all'. Quoting Writer Shanta Gokhale "Today, it is impossible for anyone to say or write anything about Shivaji. It’s almost like 10 people or so have a monopoly over the man [King Shivaji]." (http://bit.ly/9veoRP).
I found following reviews of the book on Amazon (http://amzn.to/bIAtMp) useful and am pasting them here.
Nothing to get too excited about - Written by - Pankaj Saxena
This is not so much a review of the book as my take on the controversy surrounding it and some of the comments in the other reviews on Amazon. Yes, I've read the book. Yes, it's silly in parts. But nothing to get so upset about....
I read with dismay about the ban on this book and the vandalism at BORI, with the loss of so many irreplaceable historical documents and treasures. This is Indian history that was lost forever through senseless destruction, and Indians are the poorer for it. It's a shame that a democracy has to resort to book banning; and so readily produces mindless mobs who wantonly destroy priceless history. Democracy can't exist without the freedom of speech, including speech you consider to be wrong or contrary to your beliefs.
That said, this book is an ill-assorted compendium of half-digested facts and speculation, without any attempt at rigorous scholarship. I know the author has since explicitly stated that it is not meant to be historical; it is in fact a collection of stories about Shivaji -- some historical and documented, others that he heard from his buddies over a cup of tea in Pune. The trouble is that most people *do* see it as a factual account (with authority conferred by the credentials of the author and the Oxford University Press). To some extent, it is the fault of the author for not being sufficiently explicit to begin with, but then again, he probably did not expect such scrutiny from the public.
No one knows the truth except the author himself, but I really do not think he set out deliberately to demean Hinduism or to defend Islam. The hints of cultural smugness, his confidence in the interpretations of Western rather than Indian scholars, and the discussion (funny and inept though it may be) of why Indian scholars might be biased in their accounts, are probably also not deliberate. It is common practice to assume that someone who has nothing invested emotionally in the culture or religion under study is more impartial. This viewpoint ignores any biases that the scholar may bring with him from his own culture, but the assumption is not inherently demeaning or mischievous.
I see more prosaic explanations. First, there is this trend in the West to introduce ambiguity into *all* history. All history was written by humans, who no doubt had their own biases and motives -- so all history is suspect. All history, that is, except physical, archeological evidence. But that doesn't really tell us who the heroes were, and who the villains. I'm sure a healthy skepticism is good for research. Sometimes though, and this book comes across as an example, it is carried to an extreme, resulting in a very flexible history where one man's speculations are as good as another's documented facts; and who cares about the difference anyway so long as you tell a good story.
That brings me to the second reason. Aside from getting brownie points from fellow scholars for being fashionably ambiguous, it also opens up a popular mass-market for your books. Many of the scholarly books that score big with the lay public do so not because of their originality or scholarship, but because they tell a lurid and exciting tale. And anyone who thinks that "scholarly" authors like James Laine didn't have this market in mind is kidding himself. They check their Amazon sales rank as often as any newbie novelist.
The book indeed shows no sensitivity towards Hindu beliefs or culture, but why is that so strange. It was written by a Christian, who at the very least, must believe that Hindus are deluded and must be brought into the fold. By the nature of Christianity (or Islam, for that matter), you do people a favor when you chip into their heathen beliefs and soften them up to accept your God. This is hard for Hindus to understand on an emotional level, since Hindus are typically born into Hinduism, not converted. They have no experience of the missionary-conversion zeal, except as it was done to them by Muslims and Christians.
My suggestion is, get used to it. As India modernizes and becomes part of the global economy, more world attention will be focused on it. You will see much more of this kind of attention, and banning books or destroying manuscripts only gets bad press. Indian historians and intellectuals have their own accounts to give. These are valuable accounts, largely unknown to the West. A century's worth of respectability and authenticity has attached itself to the interpretations of dead white colonial men. It can't be dislodged in a day, and surely never by book bans and mob violence.
Victim of a Massive Misinformation and Censorship Campaign - Written by - Unknown
The first thing to said in a review of this book is that most of the other reviwers are not responding to its contents at all. Indeed, one must doubt whether most of them ever bothered to read it. So, I will begin by assuring the readers of this review that I have in fact read the book and have done so as an educated layman, which is to say, in one of the ways that the author intended and foresaw.
This book is in fact a work of scholarship, which is not to say that it is a documentary history of the reign of Shivaji or a biography of that great Maharashtrian king. Rather, the work is, simply stated, a literary analysis of the texts that have, over a three hundred year span narrated and re-narrated the life and legend of Shivaji. The author is a Sanskritist by training and also knows Marathi. Accordingly he has access to and has actually read the various entextualizations extending from the time of Shivaji's own life through the 18th century hagiographers of the Maharashtrian poet saints to the works of nationalists such as Lala Rajput Rai and Justice Ranade. This reading distinguishes him from most of the reviewers here, who, one seriously suspects, have no such familiarity with the materials in question (though one reviewer implies otherwise).
The book itself is, in truth, an unobjectionable, if somewhat naive and at times spotty, work of discourse analysis in a now long familiar mode. This fact is wholly ignored by the reviewers here, who, if they have in fact read the book, are incapable of making the distinction between such a mode of scholarship, which is fundamentally preoccupied with the ideological preoccupations of source material and/or of historiography, and is not itself an instance of history writing per se. Thus the charge that this is not history is beside the point entirely, as is the reference to Laine's "thesis" which is supposed to be, we can only assume, the "claim" that Shivaji's parentage is in question. No such claim is ever made in this book. Rather, the claim is made that the ideological construction of Shivaji as the exemplar of various virtues according to the predilections of the particular text precludes the possibility of those texts analyzing the reasons for Shivaji's father not being his political or military ally, not being present for much of his youth, and not designating him his heir. (For these latter claims, Laine does provide substantial historical corroboration established through the usual historicist methods of sifting the sources, privileging those most contemporaneous when there is no obvious reason not to do so, seeking corroboration from sources arising from other institutional locations with differing ideological preoccupations, etc.). It is in this regard, and clearly and explicitly so, that Laine retells a joke (most likely told by a Sadavshivpethi brahman, though Laine does not say so) which does in fact cast aspersion on Shivaji's mother's mother by claiming her son to have been conceived out of wedlock. As for the contemporary "veneration" of Shivaji's mother, etc. by (some of) the Maratha community, a veneration said to have been insulted by Laine's work, such matters cannot ultimately guide any scholarly enterprise, any more than a serious scholarly analysis of early Christian writings or the Vedas or the Koran and hadith can be guided by any such concerns.
If people believe that scholarship writing on this subject should confine itself to "the achievements of the great hero who never lost a battle, who was a great social reformer; [sic] who had technological foresight, who gave impetus [sic] to Hindu nationalism and instilled confidence that even in the face of Muslim brutalities [such as?], a Hindu king to be coronated [sic] with full rites" then such people don't know what scholarship is and ought instead to confine themselves to historical novels designed to reinforce their sense of identity. In short, then, Laine's book is just another book, one that makes an able, if flawed, contribution by undertaking a detailed ideological analysis of a single theme within Indian literary practice. The controversy that has arisen around the book, which has resulted in considerable vandalism, assaults, censorship, and unconstrained intimidation of persons in Pune has also had as one of its many deleterious effects, the spoliation of Dr. Laine's career, who, one expects, will not be undertaking further research in Maharashtra anytime soon. People such as those who have written many of the reviews here are responsible for this, as for the effects of their "veneration".
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Sunday, 11 July 2010
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
I'm all yours. Literally.
“Darling, I would die for you.” And they mean it, unlike Bollywood heroes who just read it from the script. I am talking about some peculiar species of spiders who have an unimaginable custom. After mating, the female spider would eat up the male, without any resistance offered. When I first read about this I was like OMG! After all doesn’t this defy nature’s basic rules? Why does someone of the same species have to die to assist birth of another? Who in the right mind would do such a thing? Why is the male spider so desperate? Is the sole purpose of a male spider is to have sex and die, and that too because of its partner? This sexual cannibalism custom seems so unnatural. In humans, we did have some unnatural customs, like going Sati after the husband meets his fate. But, that was not because it would aid the human race, but just some stupid custom. Isn’t stupidity the patriarchal right of humans alone?
What do the biologists have to say about this baffling phenomenon? I have referred to some research and tried to make sense out of it. Maydianne C. B. Andrade, a zoologist from Canada, has done some research in this area. You can read the original paper here [http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/271/5245/70]. I will try to cut the very long story short.
Redback spiders (Latrodectus hasselti: Theridiidae) were observed for the experiment. An interesting thing about their anatomy is that the mass of the male is only 1 to 2 % of that of the female. In order to facilitate death, during copulation male positions itself above the female’s jaws. It was found that not all males die after mating, but some do survive. It is claimed that the males actually ‘benefit’ from being eaten. Firstly, cannibalized males copulate longer and fertilize more eggs than those that survived copulation. Secondly, females were more likely to reject subsequent suitors after consuming their first mate. These results represent empirical evidence for male copulatory suicide as an adaptive behavior.
Many male arthropods present food gifts to their mates and thereby ensure complete sperm transfer. Such mating gifts apparently differ from the somatic gift of the male redback only in the degree of their effect on male survivorship. Because females may mate multiply, male redbacks are selected to invest heavily in mechanisms that protect their paternity in the single mating they may achieve. Therefore, the two paternity advantages of sexual cannibalism outweigh the low cost of suicide for males. Male facilitation of cannibalism probably evolved through sexual selection as the most extreme mating gift.
Whatever. It is still contradictory with my common sense. But, as it happens, nature has its own queer ways. Perhaps our common sense itself is flawed. Read More ..
Female Australian redback spider eating male spider. Image: Ken Jones, UTSC
(taken from http://www.physorg.com/news63467462.html)
What do the biologists have to say about this baffling phenomenon? I have referred to some research and tried to make sense out of it. Maydianne C. B. Andrade, a zoologist from Canada, has done some research in this area. You can read the original paper here [http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/271/5245/70]. I will try to cut the very long story short.
Redback spiders (Latrodectus hasselti: Theridiidae) were observed for the experiment. An interesting thing about their anatomy is that the mass of the male is only 1 to 2 % of that of the female. In order to facilitate death, during copulation male positions itself above the female’s jaws. It was found that not all males die after mating, but some do survive. It is claimed that the males actually ‘benefit’ from being eaten. Firstly, cannibalized males copulate longer and fertilize more eggs than those that survived copulation. Secondly, females were more likely to reject subsequent suitors after consuming their first mate. These results represent empirical evidence for male copulatory suicide as an adaptive behavior.
Many male arthropods present food gifts to their mates and thereby ensure complete sperm transfer. Such mating gifts apparently differ from the somatic gift of the male redback only in the degree of their effect on male survivorship. Because females may mate multiply, male redbacks are selected to invest heavily in mechanisms that protect their paternity in the single mating they may achieve. Therefore, the two paternity advantages of sexual cannibalism outweigh the low cost of suicide for males. Male facilitation of cannibalism probably evolved through sexual selection as the most extreme mating gift.
Whatever. It is still contradictory with my common sense. But, as it happens, nature has its own queer ways. Perhaps our common sense itself is flawed. Read More ..
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
The Tipping Point
Epitaph for a dead waiter:"God finally caught his eye."
George S. Kaufman
It's a big restaurant. You are sitting with your friends, enjoying the dinner. From some corner Jazz funk is playing. Laughs, anecdotes, and experiences are being shared. After a while lemon bowl comes up, and with it comes the bill. If it's not a treat, the usual fiscal discussions take place. Finally, it is decided who is going to contribute how much. The money is paid. And after exactly 2 minutes, the waiter comes back with the bill folder. The person nearest to it checks how much is the change. Now, the question comes – should we leave the tip?Ever since I was a kid I have observed elder people paying bills at a restaurant. Sometimes they keep the tip, at other times they don't. I never dared to ask them why was it so, either way.
But now that I have to pay the bills myself, I am thinking seriously about it. Why, where, and more importantly how much tip I should give?
So I researched, googled I mean :) And Lo! what I found.
The tipping custom is prominent in the western world There they not only
give the tip at the restaurant, but also to luggage boys at the hotel, hair stylist, taxi driver and whatnot. They have an old saying 'If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford food at that restaurant.' Better visit McDonald's. Stunning, isn't it? In fact, there are many people enthusiastically debating on the net about how much tip should be given for a particular kind of service. The western folks strive to be gratuity savvy. They even feel sorry when unable to pay the tip. In America there are 'Tip Charts' at every restaurant. The custom is to pay from 10% to 20 % of the total bill. These charts tell you how much your tip should be if your bill is some XXX amount. Of course, there isn't any federal law, it is just a custom. And by the way, there is a long form of TIPS – To Insure Proper Service.There is no universal tipping etiquette. It changes just like the local dialects. For example, in Europe tips are customary in Britain, France, Germany while it is not necessary in Italy, Switzerland, Sweden.
My frugal second self is shouting - 'Isn't all this essentially looting? Whatever tip etc. is expected, shouldn't it reflect in the menu card itself? We aren't raja-maharajas of yesteryears who liked to gift generously to the servants. Why should we pay the servers, aren't they given salary?'
The answer is yes and no. In western countries major part of a waitperson's income comes from tip credits. Often they are paid below the minimum wage and hence they have to be dependent on the tips to make the ends meet. In a way it's a good system, the waiter who works hard and still keeps a smile gets good tip. His/her job is not just limited to bringing meals, but also answering queries about the menu. So, tips act like an incentive to them. But what if the food is not up to the mark, certainly that is not the fault of the waiter. In this regard following advice is given on wisegeek.com -
Bear in mind that food and service are separate issues. If the food was bad but the service was good, complain to the manager about the food, but tip the server for their efforts. On the other hand, if the food was good but the meal was ruined by poor service, a lower tip can reflect that as well. By the way, I still don't know who gives tips to the cook. Ultimately it is the chef who prepares our meal. Is the tip we pay distributed equally among the workers? God knows.
There are generous tippers and there are those 'others'. Generous tippers are welcomed cheerily. But what happens to a lousy tipper? I read somewhere that if you don't give the tip servants will spit in your food next time when you revisit the eatery. Here is a warning from a server (as posted on a website)
'Anyone who does not tip, or tips very poorly should know not to eat at the same place more than twice because you have just messed with the person you has your food before you eat it. A server handling their junk then touching your food is the least that will be done.'
I guess this particular waiter looks like this -

Thank goodness, situation isn't so bad in India. Here we can happily eat at a dhaba/hotel without worrying about the tip. Hospitality of an Indian waiter is not directly proportional to the amount of cash he receives from the customer. Well at least it used to be so. Today, Indian cities are becoming more and more western. People are becoming richer by the day, hence by the nights they lessen the burden of the wallets by visiting posh restaurants. When everybody is getting rich, why should waiters be left behind? But then these waiters should also learn some manners from their western counterparts.
A few months ago we had gone for our weekend dinner to a restaurant
near our place. The service was kind of average. The busboys weren't prompt, we had to ask three times for filling our empty glasses(of water:). After paying the bill, the bill folder(well, what is the word for the thing in which they take back money?) returned to our table, with a tenner as change. There was an inner pocket in the folder, and the note was kept in it, as if for hiding from me. Now, if a customer wants to leave the tip, s/he will, why play such tricks? I took that note out and returned the cashless folder to the waiter. To my surprise – he frowned and animatedly spoke something in Telugu(my nearest guess) - none of which I understood, except for the word TIP. I thought for a while whether to speak to the manager about this, but then it would have spoiled the nice mood that all of us were in. You might have witnessed at least one restaurant brawl involving a waiter and a customer. But please, hold that rage. How you treat a waiter can predict a lot about your character. And you don't want to leave a bad impression on others, do you?
Here are some of the customs which are followed in the different regions of the globe. (Source: http://www.airlinecreditcards.com)
In Portugal, usually tipping is not considered a pleasant thing to do in public with other people watching. But it is always quite welcoming money when this is done in private.
Hah! Was that word 'tipping'?
The best advice about tipping in Japan is usually simple: don’t. Handing money directly to a waiter or waitress is considered quite rude and a predominantly Western custom.
I like Japan. :)
Tipping in Egypt, often referred to as baksheesh, can be a complicated custom for foreign visitors. It’s more than just a custom, it’s a way of life. Tips are not only given to those who perform services, but a small tip can also get you granted small favors like admittance into places that would otherwise be closed.
And what are those places?
There is a great debate on whether or not one should tip in Spain. Many, if not most, natives do not leave tips for meals or drinks and often tourists will be the only ones to do so.
Foolish tourists. .
While tipping has generally been frowned upon in communist China, and still isn’t a true part of Chinese culture.
Hindi-Chini Bhai Bhai!
The tipping culture varies all over the world. You should add that point to your checklist while planning a foreign tip. Always bear in mind – when in a Roman hotel leave the tip as Romans do.
P.S. Do you know what is the banner line of the website LousyTippers.com?
P.P.S - Also check out 13 Things Your Waiter Won't Tell You
[Note - To link to the original webpage - just click on the cartoons]
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Monday, 1 June 2009
Bing Is Not Google - or is it ?
Shown here are two images - First one is from Google maps, second one is from Bing Maps. Yes, you guessed it right, it's near our BITS Campus.If seen carefully, you will notice that both the pictures show two ships (boats?) in the sea. Aren't these two boats the same in the two images? So, it is clear that Bing Maps gives you the same information as given by Google Maps minus the location names in detail.
Of course, data source for both the services is the same - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EarthSat - but then saying 'Bing isn't Google' is very lame.

P.S. - Check out http://friendfe
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Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Lolgallery @ Bangy
Bangalore is a funny place. See for yourself ---
Pele, Mother Teresa, Dr. Ambedkar and Buddha
All in One!
PAN or PAAN ?
Smoking Behind
(Captured from Tech Park top)
Name says it all
(seen on Airport Road)
PS - Photo Credits Mandar, Pranav (me!)
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Pele, Mother Teresa, Dr. Ambedkar and BuddhaAll in One!
PAN or PAAN ?
Smoking Behind(Captured from Tech Park top)
Name says it all(seen on Airport Road)
PS - Photo Credits Mandar, Pranav (me!)
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Sunday, 5 April 2009
A Day as an Invigilator
After reading Shashank's blog I got very much inspired for going to a DLPD exam as an invigilator. So I called my PS faculty and she later confirmed my invigilator-ship for this weekend. Equipped with the map to reach the center 'Baldwin Boys' Highschool' I eagerly waited for the E-day.
- Meanwhile a gchat intercepted by confidential sources -
“Abey, tera center kaunsa hai?”
“Kuch Baldwin Boys' School karke..”
“Ohh, mera bhi wahi hai. Will there be all boys for the exam :(”
“Xxii$ Saala!”
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fast forward to Saturday
Exam is on 0900. To be safe we get there at 0815. We meet some veteran invigilators. They guided us for the process. See how....
NewBie1 [who is looking irritated for having woken up at 6 a.m. on the weekend] asks
'Paisa Kitna Milega?'
NewBie2 : '600'
NewBie3 : [in typical North style] 'Kya! Humko to 900 bola tha. Saale BITS wale beech mein paise kha rahe hai bol raha hu mai tereko.'
All of them go to a veteran. He explains to them that since it's a comprehensive exam they might be paid Rs. 900. But he isn't sure.
NewBie1 : Khane ko kya kya dete hai? Kitne Baje?
NewBie2 : Chup Baith. Do they pay by cheque or cash?
Vet : Line mein khada karke dete hai ek-ek ko.
NewBie3, who is a die hard fan of big B is thinking -
He aka Amitabh Bachhan is dressed like a mazdoor and is standing in a long queue. The queue is made up of all the exhausted invigilators who worked for 12 hours. After some time his turn comes. In front of him, behind a table, there is sitting a thekedar or contractor. Thekedar smiles “khi: khi: khi: khi: Yahan pe angootha lagao beta.” and points at the register. Amitabh squints and suddenly grabs the hold of the pen in Thekedar's jacket. Signs the register in style and collects the money.
“Yahan pe to 900 likha hai aur paise to sirf 600 hai.”
Thekedar[again laughs disgustingly] :“Jitna mila hai Bhagwaan ki den samzo.”
Amitabh throws the money on his face and kicks the table. Thekedar falls down while still fixed in the chair. All the fellow invigilators cheer for Amitabh....
“Hello Mister, aapka naam kya hai?”
“Vijay.”
“Your name is not there in the list.”
“Kya?”
Our NewBie realizes that the DLPD coordinator is talking to him.
“Sorry sir. Sorry sir. My name is ..” And then he signs the attendance sheet.
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Orientation programme
The DLPD coordinator explains the rules to all of us.
“Do not read novels or newspapers. Do not play mobile games. Do not listen to your i-pods. Blah blah blah ”
The classrooms are randomly allotted to us. We are given a sizable stack of sheets- containing answer books and question papers. I am thinking – 'Voila! My dream of childhood has come true. For the first time in my life I have the very question papers in my hand well before the exam. But alas! I am not writing the exam. . .'
My classroom was in the other building. With enthu and all I run , carefully holding the slew of papers. After climbing 3 floors down and 3 up I am puffing heavily.
When I stand in front my class – 3 A – I am in for a surprise. There is no one in the class! “Where are they?”, I exclaim. Did I miss the class? Am I in the wrong building? I noticed that all the other classrooms were getting filled. But why is my class so deserted? I call the corridor boy [who stand there for any help just-in-case].
I point finger at the room and say “Nobody is there!”. He goes in and comes out after checking the class as if I am faking. He then consoles me “They will come. You wait.” Just then the first bell rings – signifying the answer sheet distribution. He hurriedly disappears.
I am standing helpless in the class. Still holding the heap. After two minutes a woman comes in running in the class. I think 'Yo yo! Somebody has come.' But still to make sure I ask her “Are you writing embedded systems - ” She sharply cuts me down.
She: Give me 8 question papers.
I (to myself): ??? Who is she? Why does she want 8 question papers? And what about the answer sheets? Is there something wrong in here? Is she going to sell these papers outside? For what price? What will be my cut?
I get embarrassed even for feeling that way. I clutch the papers to my chest, deciding not to give her any of them.
Now she is talking on the phone. “Yes, yes, I am in room 3 A. There is nobody here. I am bringing the papers.”
She (to me): Quick! Hand them over.
I gather some courage and utter “What for?”
She: Some papers are not printed correctly. So we need extra.
Then suddenly I remember that she was there while the invigilator orientation was going on. 'Oh, so she is a faculty.'
Like a good boy I take out eight papers from the brown envelope and give them to her.
I : Madam, Nobody came in this class.
She: You wait here till 9.30. Then come to the staff room.
I stand in the door of the class. 'Will they pay me or not if nobody comes here?'. That thought stirs me. My eyes search fiercely in the vicinity for the students. I am feeling like [some] BITS professors whose lectures are avoided like plague by the students. A typical situation - BITS Prof who is standing at the door of the empty class shouts at a boy “Hey, you! You are in my course right?” The boy ducks down and runs as fast as he can in the opposite direction. Prof Sighs “Why no one comes to my class?” I echo the same.
A girl comes asking for something. My eyes lit up expectantly.
Girl: Where is the classroom for Computer Networks?
I(to myself): Why baby, don't you want to write embedded systems paper?
I(to her): Ask that corridor boy there. He will tell you.
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A long wait follows
I go and sit in the teacher's chair and keep the heavy stack on the desk. Oh boy! I am actually sitting in the teacher's chair! (this was my second childhood dream:)
In slow motion, I move my eyes all over the class. I notice the posters made by the kids. All of them seem have a common theme – 'Moon and stars'. There are some notices also on a wall. There is a timetable hanging. What's this..After the second period there is a 'TEA – BREAK'. What kind of a school is this? Shamelessly promoting stimulants.
Next I open the table's drawer. There are some dusty notebooks, one school diary and a piece of printed paper. I lift it. It is a paper of 'Environmental Study'. I read it to myself.
Fill in the blanks:
1.Always ____ the truth.
2.Respect your ______.
I look around and discover the answer on the wall. There is written:
One of the God's Gifts
YOUR TEACHER
YOUR TEACHER
And besides it on a paper it's written
Remember
Always respect your teachers. Be nice to them.
Always respect your teachers. Be nice to them.
Then I came to the subjective questions. Some of them were -
'Who or what is a couch potato?'
'Why do we wear clothes?'
I read the last line again. What kind of a question is this? I am brainstorming for all the possible answers for it. Just then a mobile rings loudly. Almost as a reflex action, I get up saying “Sorry, sir.” But then I realize. 'What the heck! I am the invigilator, not some brat student. Plus there is nobody in the class.'
I look at my watch. It's 1000 already!
I run towards the staff room on another floor. Inside the room an 'iconic' BITS faculty [B.F.] is sitting.
BF : Who are you?
I : Sir, I am actually a student. But I have come here for - -
BF : Do you know what time is it? Now you cannot write the exam. What's your ID number?
I(blurting out) : I am an invigilator, sir.
BF : Then what are you doing here? Who is invigilating in your class?
I : There are no students in my class, sir. Nobody came.
BF throws his hands in the air saying : How is that possible? Are you sure?
I : Yes, sir. I am 100% sure.
BF : Let me check the sitting arrangement. What did you say your classroom is?
I : 3 A, sir.
BF scrutinizes the paper in his hand and says. 'It seems 7 rooms are allotted for embedded system design. Number of students must have been overestimated. And there is no seat number system so anybody can seat anywhere.'
I am still thinking 'But why my room?'
I : What should I do now sir?
BF thinks for a while and says : Mereko nahi pata. I am here for the first time. Perhaps you can help any other invigilator who wants to have break for some time.
I say 'Aye Aye, sir!' and get on the twos.
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Afternoon session
Before reaching the class I prayed 'Please send some students to my class'.
And when I reached the class I was again in for a second surprise. My class was houseful! Overjoyed, I went in and started counting the students.
[To be continued....perhaps]
Monday, 23 February 2009
nice
Heard this?
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♫ Never Had Love Before
Never Felt So Secure
Since I Saw You Taking A Breath
What Have I Done?
Now You're Hiding
What Have I Done?
Never Felt So Secure
Since I Saw You Taking A Breath
What Have I Done?
Now You're Hiding
What Have I Done?
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http://www.esnips.com/doc/045dc4e9-160d-41d8-956e-48fd99a98eb2/Axe-3---Crashes-(Never-Had-Love-Before)-(2008)
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Friday, 20 February 2009
The moment of Truth
Is there an honest person left in America? This is the tagline of the reality TV show The moment of Truth. Now, what do you have to do to win this show? Pretty simple - just tell the truth. To quote Mark Twain, 'If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' Seems like Gandhiwadis will have a roll on this show. But is it really a cakewalk to tell the truth? Let's find out.
First of all, let me state the rules of this game show.
The candidate's thorough background scan is done. His/her friends and relatives are interviewed. This data is used to frame the questions. Prior to the actual show some 50 questions are asked to the contestant in a polygraph (or lie detector) test. All the questions are Yes/No type. They are not told the results of the test at any point of time. During the actual show, 21 of those questions are asked and the answers given are verified against the polygraph test results. Note: It doesn't matter whether you repeat your answer during the show. Unless it has been registered as truth during the test you will be dubbed as a liar. If the person lies, he is out. Contestant can't argue against the lie-detector test results. It's a bit like KBC where you win money for every 'truthful' answer. Some questions can be asked by a surprise guest - such as your friend or sister.
Now where is the catch?
The kind of questions asked are highly personal and more often than not, embarrassing.
- For example - Have you ever done something that you feel guilty about when your husband was out on a business trip?
- Have you ever had sexual fantasy about your friend Eva? (this was asked to a girl)
- Have you ever been paid for sex?
- Are you sexually attracted to one of your wife's friends?
Well, how does the lie detector test work anyway?
The thing is when you are lying about something and you know that that you are lying - then your body takes the toll - the effects -> heart beat increases, breathing pattern changes etc.etc. Better visit wikipedia for more info.
How to cheat on the test - there are workarounds. Sing along with the Beatles- All I have to do is act naturally. See this wikiHow.
Till date not a single person has answered all the questions truthfully. They all either have lied or have withdrawn. Can you guess who will win in this show if it starts in India ? It's no brainer. We have no dearth of politicians like Lalu and the rest,whose lies will be undetectable for any man or machine in the world. Those who have left their self respect safely at home can easily earn big money here, just like any other reality show. Yeah, I'm referring to the Roadies Auditions :)
We, the ordinary people are generally truthful. We know that doing something is bad/immoral/illegal but that doesn't stop us from thinking about it. I mean you don't practice debauchery but can you confess that you never had thought of it? Our practical morality tells us not to act immorally, what about our thoughts? The TMOT makers take advantage of this fact - they may not ask you 'Have you ever taken a bribe? They will rather ask- 'Have you ever thought about taking a bribe?' Imagine what will the people in your workplace think when you answer this.
As another case of deceptive question - Suppose you are real pissed of because of your boss and you murmur sometimes " I'm gonna kill that swine!" Of course you don't mean it, but when you are asked this question on the show - 'Have you ever thought of killing your boss?" What would your answer be? If you say 'No', lie detector might catch you. If you withdraw from the game show - the reason behind it will be obvious. If you answer 'Yes', don't expect 'Good Morning!' from your boss next morning.
Sometimes a very disturbing question may be asked, such as -'Have you lost attraction to your husband?'- even if you can give the truthful answer to it - you will think a thousand times before answering - what will happen if my spouse/relatives know about this, and thus, thinking about such possible aftereffects your heart beat will increase. So now, it doesn't matter whether you answered truthfully or you lied. It would be registered as a lie by the machine. During the game show you have 50 percent chance of losing even if you tell the truthful answer.
There are some questions which are absolute killer for the player ' Do you think you're a good person?' Hey! What kind of a question is this? Sometimes I am. At other times I'm not. What should be the answer?
I guess that the producers would be choosing the contestants only if they have/would have done something embarrassing in their life. Such faux pas would cause them to refrain from answering the questions and withdraw from the show, despite the chance of winning a huge amount of cash. They deliberately select candidates who couldn't answer personal questions truthfully during the polygraph test. If they start selecting people with mythophobia, the show would be smoked!
By now you must have agreed that this show has the caliber to ruin a marriage, break a friendship and so on. But not all questions make you lose respect or love. Some make you earn it. There was a totally gone-case guy - who had done lots of things which no body would admit doing - in short, a real sucker. (see episode 7) As a surprise guest his father posed a question to him - 'Do you think I will love you even after I know how you have lived your life? - the guy answered 'Yes.I think so.' And then they both broke out crying. That was really emotional.
Courtesy TMOT, at least Americans have one good reason to tell the truth. Earn money, of course. Reality TV is becoming too much real day after day.
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P.S.
There is a joke on RD website -
Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn't surprised when one of my daughter's friends showed me a delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged.
"I won't," I promised. "By the way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty," she said.
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Wednesday, 18 February 2009
With a little help from my friends
Oh no! It's not yet another list of 'best free software'.
Umm, well, perhaps it is:)
Here are some tools which I have been using for quite some time and they come quite handy. Just sharing the information for general knowledge.
Bye the way, I am assuming that you use firefox, and not IE. Otherwise your place in hell is reserved :)
OK. enough bakwaas.
1. Firefox addons - IETab - with this you can sign into two gmail/ymail accounts simultaneously in 2 different tabs. link - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419
Another useful addon will be All-In-one sidebar. link - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1027 Use the gtalk sidebar along with this. That requires no gmail/gtalk sign in, you can chat in a sidebar, and close it as and when emergency arises. Yeah Bitsians, you know what I mean.:) link for it -
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4708
2. Many a times when your terminal gets incapacitated due to the wrath of viruses, you can't access task manager or registry editing tools. For this you need following software. It's just some 96kb and worth a shot. Download it from my google site http://sites.google.com/site/tronixcept/Home/Scanner.doc?attredirects=0 .After downloading - rename it as .exe file (reason - I can't upload .exe file so just changed the extension)
3. To protect your usb from some kind of virus transfer use http://realtrix.blogspot.com/2009/01/usb-virus-protection-stop-usb-pen.html . Sometimes it happens that you are unable to delete some file. It says ''some process is using this file blah blah" But you don't know which process/program is using the deleterious file. Use unlocker.exe, it finds out which process has locked the file and shuts down the process. Download it here - http://ccollomb.free.fr/unlocker/unlocker1.8.7.exe
4. If you are a die-hard note taker, and don't have MS one note, which is one of the rare good software by microsoft, you can use Google Notebook. Also download firefox extension of it. http://www.google.com/notebook/ . If your work includes reading lots of IEEE type papers better use Foxit reader, and use it to the fullest. You can comment/color/underline or do anything you want with the document. Link - http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_in
5. And last in the list would be the 'Bookmarklets' . There are so many of them. Just visit the page to know more. FYI I use their hide all image bookmark, which hides all image on any page by just clicking on the bookmark (see figure below.)

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Umm, well, perhaps it is:)
Here are some tools which I have been using for quite some time and they come quite handy. Just sharing the information for general knowledge.
Bye the way, I am assuming that you use firefox, and not IE. Otherwise your place in hell is reserved :)
OK. enough bakwaas.
1. Firefox addons - IETab - with this you can sign into two gmail/ymail accounts simultaneously in 2 different tabs. link - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-
Another useful addon will be All-In-one sidebar. link - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-
2. Many a times when your terminal gets incapacitated due to the wrath of viruses, you can't access task manager or registry editing tools. For this you need following software. It's just some 96kb and worth a shot. Download it from my google site http://sites.google.com/site/
3. To protect your usb from some kind of virus transfer use http://realtrix.blogspot.com/
4. If you are a die-hard note taker, and don't have MS one note, which is one of the rare good software by microsoft, you can use Google Notebook. Also download firefox extension of it. http://www.google.com/notebook/ . If your work includes reading lots of IEEE type papers better use Foxit reader, and use it to the fullest. You can comment/color/underline or do anything you want with the document. Link - http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/rd_in
5. And last in the list would be the 'Bookmarklets' . There are so many of them. Just visit the page to know more. FYI I use their hide all image bookmark, which hides all image on any page by just clicking on the bookmark (see figure below.)
Thursday, 5 February 2009
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